Have you hugged your bear today?
Posted on June 2nd, 2010 by Fingal McGowan
Apparently the real reason the Elves seperated from the Alliance was a result of gnome interference in the elves’ magical experiements. Shown here is a curious Gnome spoiling years of research and study, not to mention the destruction of an entire Elf town.
“Seemed too big to be a soccer ball,” claimed the spunky gnome. “I gave it a good kick for good measure, just to be sure.”
Explorer’s League members were shocked at the discovery of the long lost cruise ship, Titantric, today.
Apparently it was accidently found by a gnome warrior named, Glitchy.
“I was testing out my new floating armor when I suddenly sank to the bottom. Luckily I had some of those Nagrand Cherries with me…”
The League is in the process of recovering the lost vessel for display in the Ironforge relics museum.
Fingal’s Five goes a little bit faster now.
Gnomish warrior, Glitchy, was nearly split in two last night as she mistakenly laid down on a saw table.
Locals stared in horror as the blade approached when a concerned citizen yanked her off the table just moments before the blade would have certainly ended her life.
A stunned Glitchy was quoted saying, ” I..I.. thought this was a measuring device…. I just wanted to look taller!”
Gnomes everywhere are petitioning the Westfall Lumbermill to better label their equipment to prevent future mishaps.